© accioloki
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This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.


"Gee lemme just take a picture of my washing machine from the FUCKING DEPTHS OF HELL"

This is some sims shit right here.

I think it’s a dryer guys

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the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

Literally everyone.

I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?

are you joking

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This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

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    on the inside
i am a brewing storm i destroy the mightiest of ships
and batter down the harshest
of rain

but on the outside
i am nothing but a spattering shower
everyone knows
i will do no harm
— rainstorm (via spookykidneys)
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Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things
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idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

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some questions from my GIANT ASS LIST of Harry Potter questions

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She’s like a black sausage with arms.

this cat is the physical embodiment of Halloween

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I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook


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There’s a duck on my sunroof.

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    What a fucking nerd
— Me talking about someone I love  (via katisque)
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