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doctor: okay let me listen to your heart
doctor: *puts ear against chest*
doctor: i dont hear anything
doctor: i think you might be dead
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chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

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me while cleaning up someone else's room: nice... i'm helping. good shit. good shit
me while cleaning up my own room: what the fuck is this bullshit. i called the police on myself because i hate this
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sherlockspeare:

I can hear the buttons screaming. (X)

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EVERY JOE SUGG VLOG EVER: 
➳ beach vlog | ThatcherJoe (x)

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Q: Hi, what is the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you like, on the set of Doctor Who? (x)

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terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

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dameragnelle:

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Disney Stained Glass 

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baby: i- i-i-i- i-
mother: i love you? are you trying to say i love you??
baby: i-i *bursts into song* it is time for us all to decide who we are do we fight for the right to a night at the opera now have you asked of yourselves whats the price you might pay is this simply a game for a rich young boy to play the colors of the world are changing day by day. RED the blood of angry men BLACK the dark of ages past
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